Muscles has been losing a lot of teeth lately.  We were driving in the car and he was lamenting how long it took for the last one to come out.

Muscles: “It seemed like it was never going to come out!  I was almost ready to have someone punch me in the mouth to get it over with!”

At this point, both little brothers who had been only half-listening to the conversation simultaneously perk up and shout,”I’ll do it!”

Wouldn’t that be something?  A sanctioned face punch to an older brother.  At least they want to be helpful.  I guess.